MUFFIN MAN

<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAhcOrfn3NYJYVvsmQBiFsPupSdhVEBzHbPjaOm6kkM9yku24K4q12GjPYefoHG3U3g1D_1JcUkWqDHSYPumVtGoxN_RG3ZlP4XNxQKK0y3bM9p5_QwgsPPAutI4pIkdHftmmnEwM3Wjgq/s400/awesome_tats_2.jpg"><br />If anyone has any idea what the story behind these tattoos is, I would LOVE to know! <br /><br /><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvXOJH2kM0WZp1Gt-RtKWQ3zCWrNPX41pXU6Zkx7x6tlOoutoVCmo8TlS4xV98gPzPimoMaX3RXpT7SDWBIr_KHdymOoiy9BGT9LgP7Ow-aR-fVj6bSIHvszg8AuViBMZLIMrE8BJIzTxd/s400/muffinman.jpg">

MUFFIN MAN

If anyone has any idea what the story behind these tattoos is, I would LOVE to know!

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Bad chest tattoos

I think there is a trend of getting bad chest tattoos with bloody writing. Please tell me this isn't so, and it's just these three unfortunate dudes.<br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/chest/l_cf8fd0884e894d0193a00d48fb6ec716.jpg?t=1237394888" width="500"><br />"All Hope Is Gone" -- not a very good thing to get when you're young (I cropped his face out of the photo, he looks like he is 17). Also what's the logo on the right? I assume these are bad lyrics of some sort. <br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/chest/l_5634f040f8b8a3cee32d88c3d1fe757a.jpg?t=1237395008" width="500"><br />"Blood Is Forever" -- I guess this is a way of celebrating family, but there is surely a much better way to do it. Also the bloody cracked Batman logo is an a+ addition there, buddy.<br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/chest/l_7827e4aceac646f7717f3af80fc8207e.jpg?t=1237395073" width="500"><br />"Pull The Trigger Bitch" -- sdkjfhsdk I can seriously not think of a worse thing to get tattooed on your chest for all time. Do you think he will ever have sex with anyone ever again? I guess he'll just have to keep his shirt on indefinitely!

Bad chest tattoos

I think there is a trend of getting bad chest tattoos with bloody writing. Please tell me this isn't so, and it's just these three u...

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Wizards with triangle things on their hats

You guys probably know by now how much I love bad tattoos that are all from the same book/ piece of flash/ google search. I especially feel this way about wizard tattoos. I collect photos of wizard tattoos and then try to match them up. It's amazing how many are alike! This is the largest collection of matching wizards I have so far. Enjoy.<br /><br />This one has a sketch next to it, but it <i>can't</i> be the original.<br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2454610137_cf9e7504d1.jpg?v=0"><br /><br />I love how they are all the same, but have their own little personalities...<br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2455406318_1558a8ac34.jpg?v=0"> <br /><br />... like "mild" written over the nipple, for example.<br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3088/2454609977_77b879dc33.jpg?v=0"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2455438810_73d0c70cdd.jpg?v=0"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3260747659_cfc66817aa.jpg?v=0"><br /><br />And finally one in color! I can't decide if the color makes this bad tattoo more or less awesome. There's something about the classic black and white wizard that I really love, but I think anything magical really deserves to be in color. <br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3265/3261574640_9114c9f3c7.jpg?v=0"><br /><br />I'm sure there are many more wizards-with-triangle-things-on-their-hats out there, I just have to find them. If you know of anyone with one of these, or know where they might come from, please let me know!

Wizards with triangle things on their hats

You guys probably know by now how much I love bad tattoos that are all from the same book/ piece of flash/ google search. I especially feel ...

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Bikes (part 2)

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????????????<br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/bikes/chesttat154.jpg"><br /><br />There are so many better things you could put on your chest! Symmetrical, flattering, awesome things! Why why why why why why would you put a line drawing of a BIKE on your BOOBS? It makes her left boob look 10x bigger and droopier than the right because the left wheel is so much bigger.<br /><br />sdjkskjfhsdfjs<br /><br />At least it's well done. And I hope it's just the first outline and that she went and got it colored in later. And maybe put some stuff behind it to even the whole thing out. <br /><br />p.s. my friend has a blog about funny emails he gets at work, if you're bored you should <a href="http://thisemailigotatworktoday.wordpress.com/">check it out</a>.

Bikes (part 2)

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????????? There are so many better things you could put on your chest! Symmetrical, flattering, awesome things! Wh...

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