I can't tell which is worse!

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV3D0OfVyvfGsOaGSZffRyuCb3u8xNsvwbWgPk9QNZl-g5YdyiSRrllrx5jREmlkh4FPqDW5DOwTknuDKRrrqA0drK5_kU4ibmG0BdeIV087jWKVW2qR9WVQHVHTB6_aiPdC9A02NSxqnJ/s1600-h/unicorn.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412984950721535090" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV3D0OfVyvfGsOaGSZffRyuCb3u8xNsvwbWgPk9QNZl-g5YdyiSRrllrx5jREmlkh4FPqDW5DOwTknuDKRrrqA0drK5_kU4ibmG0BdeIV087jWKVW2qR9WVQHVHTB6_aiPdC9A02NSxqnJ/s320/unicorn.jpeg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 320px;" /></a><br /><br />I can't tell which tattoo is worse! Is it this unicorn with a broken/ jello neck?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh75has1Z-4B0oDFOCzoGZua3tGmd96bopyBFz4-7nLC2rSaI1G87sczn4-Kox4-3ap4XvJGUyrz9DgnIlOyVA1MQbL1tLSapTl8qLO0ikKs_SmvkK0-hMczYqIId8-cXHu2EKPpiNStc0g/s1600-h/fantasy047.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412984865939613458" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh75has1Z-4B0oDFOCzoGZua3tGmd96bopyBFz4-7nLC2rSaI1G87sczn4-Kox4-3ap4XvJGUyrz9DgnIlOyVA1MQbL1tLSapTl8qLO0ikKs_SmvkK0-hMczYqIId8-cXHu2EKPpiNStc0g/s400/fantasy047.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 400px;" /></a><br /><br />... or these little scratchy buddies? They are both so bad!

I can't tell which is worse!

I can't tell which tattoo is worse! Is it this unicorn with a broken/ jello neck? ... or these little scratchy buddies? They are both so...

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More Zombies

Please excuse me for posting about my own tattoos so much this week, but I can't help myself! I'll post some legitimately terrible tattoos soon, don't worry!<br /><br />You guys should all know by now that I am fascinated by flash tattoos and tattoos that come from the same drawing but look different. The tattoo I got on Friday was part of a Friday the 13th special, where you could get any flash zombie on a sheet for $40. I chose the classic coming-out-of-the-grave-zombie, and it turns out three of my friends went for the same thing. One of my friends and I got sxe zombies, my other two friends got the zombie as he was on the sheet. Here are all four zombies for comparison (done by three different artists, see if you can spot the two that were done by the same person). <br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/chummy.jpg" width="500"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/alicezombie.jpg" width="500"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/joshzombie.jpg" width="500"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/pcd.jpg" width="500">

More Zombies

Please excuse me for posting about my own tattoos so much this week, but I can't help myself! I'll post some legitimately terrible t...

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Wizards with triangle things on their hats

You guys probably know by now how much I love bad tattoos that are all from the same book/ piece of flash/ google search. I especially feel this way about wizard tattoos. I collect photos of wizard tattoos and then try to match them up. It's amazing how many are alike! This is the largest collection of matching wizards I have so far. Enjoy.<br /><br />This one has a sketch next to it, but it <i>can't</i> be the original.<br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2454610137_cf9e7504d1.jpg?v=0"><br /><br />I love how they are all the same, but have their own little personalities...<br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2455406318_1558a8ac34.jpg?v=0"> <br /><br />... like "mild" written over the nipple, for example.<br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3088/2454609977_77b879dc33.jpg?v=0"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2455438810_73d0c70cdd.jpg?v=0"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3260747659_cfc66817aa.jpg?v=0"><br /><br />And finally one in color! I can't decide if the color makes this bad tattoo more or less awesome. There's something about the classic black and white wizard that I really love, but I think anything magical really deserves to be in color. <br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3265/3261574640_9114c9f3c7.jpg?v=0"><br /><br />I'm sure there are many more wizards-with-triangle-things-on-their-hats out there, I just have to find them. If you know of anyone with one of these, or know where they might come from, please let me know!

Wizards with triangle things on their hats

You guys probably know by now how much I love bad tattoos that are all from the same book/ piece of flash/ google search. I especially feel ...

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