False Metal / Real Metal

I don't know if "false metal" is really a good category name for the following tattoos, but I couldn't think of anything better. These aren't the super awesomely terrible demon and monster tattoos that I posted earlier, they're the weird angsty tattoos that are both done badly <i>and</i> are bad ideas. It's a fine line.<br /><br />Sad Goth Girl With Weird Stuff In Her Hair<br />(Really, what on earth was she thinking? Who is that hiding in the hair? And why?)<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/claires_tattoo_470x353.jpg" /><br /><br />Demon Native American ?<br />I don't know what this is supposed to be, really, but the "smoke" is what gets me.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/indian_large.jpg" /><br /><br />The Worst Dracula Ever<br />hahahahhahahh!!!!!!<br />Also the cross should be upside down<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/dracula_big.jpg" /><br /><br />Demon Hand with Bonus Teeth<br />This reeks of numetal so I'm putting it in this category, but it is undeniably tough. Look at those gums!<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/JMHand.jpg" /><br /><br />And here are some <i>real</i> metal tattoos:<br /><br />Rat Grim Reaper<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/Ratgrimreaper.jpg" /><br /><br />Female Swordmaster Batwinged Demon Something<br />This rules. Hands down. I think I am going to have to do a top-10 awful metal tattoo countdown in the future, and this might just be on it. <br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/female_warrior_half_spawn_half_brom.jpg" /><br /><br />Skeleton Dragons?<br />These guys are badass. And bad. Really, really bad. The heads are your usual badly-done, badly-healed metal tattoos, but the middle part? A jumble of something hellish. This is next level awful.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/Stupidtwodragonstattoo.jpg" />

False Metal / Real Metal

I don't know if "false metal" is really a good category name for the following tattoos, but I couldn't think of anything b...

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Guitar Heroes

If I have to see another badly done flaming guitar tattoo in my google searches, I will shoot myself. I could have posted a billion of them, but I decided to give you guys the most creatively awful guitar tattoos instead.<br /><br />Here is a skeleton playing guitar. I like the infected face, X's over the nipples, and dreadlocks.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/music/guitar_leg.jpg" /><br /><br />This one isn't executed so badly. The idea could even have worked if the guy had decided on <i>either</i> tribal <i>or</i> "classic", but the font and the guitar and the tribal bits just don't work together at all.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/music/Rock-n-Roll-tattoo-23966.jpg" /><br /><br />Okay I really can't tell you why I am so annoyed about this Celtic knot guitar tattoo, but I am. Can someone back me up and agree that it's bad? It's not tattooed badly, and I guess the idea isn't even all that terrible either, it just bugs me for some reason.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/music/ink-19487.jpg" /><br /><br />Here is a NSFW guitar tattoo that almost falls into the so-terrible-and-metal-it-rules category:<br /><a href="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/music/ianbanchee.jpg">click here to see the NSFW guitar</a><br /><br />This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the blank space around the signature that just makes the whole thing look messy and unfinished.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/music/Guitar-tattoo-31209.jpg" /><br /><br />And finally, here's another amazing back piece for you guys. It comes with an explanation from the owner (all misspellings theirs):<br />"Tatoo includes rainbow with seasons, angel with cheerleading megaphone, guitar with wings, hard to tell with picture but also has seashells, sandles, celtc cross, trumpet with halo, birthday cake with lit candles, snow flakes, fireworks, and thanksgiving scene plus other seasons!"<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/music/Story-of-Life-tattoo-25780.jpg" />

Guitar Heroes

If I have to see another badly done flaming guitar tattoo in my google searches, I will shoot myself. I could have posted a billion of them,...

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