CATBEAR?!

<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNhqwg5l0UbLH-I_MbWfEm0_fBcLTo6VMLzKwfmw8o0oIoMsgjgwnJ9Erb9Rwv9nUadf-rwmChuw6XCTslpsiQm63vNsj4G4xykMNi7V-MqI2FcL9ZLW2b0hlgTxBsCVLInQT7KTHADMCL/s400/cat.jpg"><br /><br />aaaaarrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!<br />It's a cat! With shark teeth! Or maybe it's a bear?

CATBEAR?!

aaaaarrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!! It's a cat! With shark teeth! Or maybe it's a bear?

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Death Metal Tattoos: part 2

I wish I knew what this was, I really do. It looks like a totem pole of demons? With some kind of weird scarred-out blob in the middle. Is it a tribal-mutant batman logo? AND DO YOU SEE THE SCRATCHED UP FETUS ON HIS ELBOW? I mean really, how could you miss that? I don't even know what the stuff on his forearm is. If anyone can help decipher this, please let me know! I was staring at this guy for ages trying to figure it out.<br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/3566335099_8aebf78f55.jpg?v=0" width="500"><br /><br />I wish I knew what was on his back, too. You can see a bit of it poking out. I bet it's incredible.

Death Metal Tattoos: part 2

I wish I knew what this was, I really do. It looks like a totem pole of demons? With some kind of weird scarred-out blob in the middle. Is i...

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scary-guy-1.jpg

<img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/scary-guy-1.jpg?t=1241117277" width="500"><br />I think the title says it all, really. This is a truly scary guy.

scary-guy-1.jpg

I think the title says it all, really. This is a truly scary guy.

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False Metal / Real Metal

I don't know if "false metal" is really a good category name for the following tattoos, but I couldn't think of anything better. These aren't the super awesomely terrible demon and monster tattoos that I posted earlier, they're the weird angsty tattoos that are both done badly <i>and</i> are bad ideas. It's a fine line.<br /><br />Sad Goth Girl With Weird Stuff In Her Hair<br />(Really, what on earth was she thinking? Who is that hiding in the hair? And why?)<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/claires_tattoo_470x353.jpg" /><br /><br />Demon Native American ?<br />I don't know what this is supposed to be, really, but the "smoke" is what gets me.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/indian_large.jpg" /><br /><br />The Worst Dracula Ever<br />hahahahhahahh!!!!!!<br />Also the cross should be upside down<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/dracula_big.jpg" /><br /><br />Demon Hand with Bonus Teeth<br />This reeks of numetal so I'm putting it in this category, but it is undeniably tough. Look at those gums!<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/JMHand.jpg" /><br /><br />And here are some <i>real</i> metal tattoos:<br /><br />Rat Grim Reaper<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/Ratgrimreaper.jpg" /><br /><br />Female Swordmaster Batwinged Demon Something<br />This rules. Hands down. I think I am going to have to do a top-10 awful metal tattoo countdown in the future, and this might just be on it. <br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/female_warrior_half_spawn_half_brom.jpg" /><br /><br />Skeleton Dragons?<br />These guys are badass. And bad. Really, really bad. The heads are your usual badly-done, badly-healed metal tattoos, but the middle part? A jumble of something hellish. This is next level awful.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/metal-ish/Stupidtwodragonstattoo.jpg" />

False Metal / Real Metal

I don't know if "false metal" is really a good category name for the following tattoos, but I couldn't think of anything b...

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Monsters

Today's theme is <span style="font-weight: bold;">monsters</span>! I have some gems for you. I actually have a huge soft spot for terrible 80's metal looking tattoos. There's something about the wonkiness that makes them awesome, but <span style="font-weight: bold;">only</span> if they are of really brutal monsters. Or maybe wizards.<br /><br />I think this is a vampire dark elf zombie monster, but I am not really sure. Also, what is spearing the left eye? A tail of something even more sinister?<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/200717718107.jpg" /><br /><br />I actually kind of love this one. I can't figure it out! I think it has three heads, a bunch of bulging muscles, some horns, some hands doing <span style="font-weight: bold;">the claw</span> (my favorite), and the weirdest lower body I have ever seen.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/IMAG039A.jpg" /><br /><br />This is the best hellhound-in-a-graveyard EVER, but only because he has a really wicked goatee. I think it is from Big Dogz Ink. The skull looking woefully upwards is a great bonus.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/S4020485.jpg" />

Monsters

Today's theme is monsters ! I have some gems for you. I actually have a huge soft spot for terrible 80's metal looking tattoos. Ther...

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