My favorite thing in the entire world!

<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAg0Ju3VXYnZbKCqzNYeQOquh4VLCJOTM75-dIQtNYvp-d1xWSrBpRSb4dzvrNdTsJPAt6whtfrvDKRqGbC-JhrMLSkm-y1IqDmjxIWrcFRlLcrqnNqsLD0uPP5U0U0O2umPVhSiJb37t1/s400/ZombieJesus.jpg" width="500"><br />Zombie Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Thanks Ryan, your tattoo is truly amazing! <br /><br /><a href="http://awfultattoos.blogspot.com/search/label/jesus">Click here for more amazing zombie jesus tattoos</a>

My favorite thing in the entire world!

Zombie Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Ryan, your tattoo is truly amazing! Click here for more amazing zombie jesus tattoos

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Death Metal Tattoos: part 2

I wish I knew what this was, I really do. It looks like a totem pole of demons? With some kind of weird scarred-out blob in the middle. Is it a tribal-mutant batman logo? AND DO YOU SEE THE SCRATCHED UP FETUS ON HIS ELBOW? I mean really, how could you miss that? I don't even know what the stuff on his forearm is. If anyone can help decipher this, please let me know! I was staring at this guy for ages trying to figure it out.<br /><br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/3566335099_8aebf78f55.jpg?v=0" width="500"><br /><br />I wish I knew what was on his back, too. You can see a bit of it poking out. I bet it's incredible.

Death Metal Tattoos: part 2

I wish I knew what this was, I really do. It looks like a totem pole of demons? With some kind of weird scarred-out blob in the middle. Is i...

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Now THIS is what a zombie should look like!

I got a spur-of-the-moment zombie tattoo last week from Alex at <a href="http://www.threekingstattoo.com">Three Kings</a> in Brooklyn. If you've seen my millions of bad zombie tattoo posts, you know that a good, gory zombie is hard to come by. And I got one!!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs032.snc1/3227_78091618157_583798157_1666820_2472151_n.jpg" width="500"><br /><br />Because it was a TOTAL impulse tattoo (I just dropped by the shop to hang out and watch my friend Myles tattoo my friend Josh for a couple minutes and ended up getting tattooed myself!) I didn't know where the image was from. It was just something AWESOME that Alex had drawn up (he had a bunch of drawings for their Friday the 13th Zombie day that were too involved for the <a href="http://awfultattoos.blogspot.com/2009/03/more-zombies.html">$40 zombie deal</a> they had going). Turns out it is from this obscure comic that not one, but TWO of my friends knew about!<br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/goreshriek.jpg?t=1241550939" width="500"><br /><br />In other new tattoo news, I also got my other crow filled in. They're by Myles, also at <a href="http://www.threekingstattoo.com">Three Kings</a>. <br /><br /><img src="http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs032.snc1/3227_79402123157_583798157_1686455_7031119_n.jpg" width="500"><br /><br />I'm so stoked on them! They look great. <br /><br />I'll post some legitimately bad tattoos soon, I promise. I just wanted to share these awesome ones because I am so excited about them.

Now THIS is what a zombie should look like!

I got a spur-of-the-moment zombie tattoo last week from Alex at Three Kings in Brooklyn. If you've seen my millions of bad zombie tatto...

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More Zombies

Please excuse me for posting about my own tattoos so much this week, but I can't help myself! I'll post some legitimately terrible tattoos soon, don't worry!<br /><br />You guys should all know by now that I am fascinated by flash tattoos and tattoos that come from the same drawing but look different. The tattoo I got on Friday was part of a Friday the 13th special, where you could get any flash zombie on a sheet for $40. I chose the classic coming-out-of-the-grave-zombie, and it turns out three of my friends went for the same thing. One of my friends and I got sxe zombies, my other two friends got the zombie as he was on the sheet. Here are all four zombies for comparison (done by three different artists, see if you can spot the two that were done by the same person). <br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/chummy.jpg" width="500"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/alicezombie.jpg" width="500"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/joshzombie.jpg" width="500"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/pcd.jpg" width="500">

More Zombies

Please excuse me for posting about my own tattoos so much this week, but I can't help myself! I'll post some legitimately terrible t...

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sxe god free zombie

So I finally did it. I finally got brainwashed by my bad tattoo blog and got a bad tattoo. AND I LOVE IT!<br /><br /><img src="http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs031.snc1/2658_57813308157_583798157_1462116_3802713_n.jpg"><br /><br />He is a straight edge god free zombie, in honor of Friday the 13th. I love him because he's just like all the rad old metal zombies that I looooooove and simultaneously make fun of on here. Done by Alex at Three Kings in Brooklyn, NY (who is an amazing tattoo artist, please do not for one second think that I am saying his work is bad!).

sxe god free zombie

So I finally did it. I finally got brainwashed by my bad tattoo blog and got a bad tattoo. AND I LOVE IT! He is a straight edge god free zom...

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more updates at FV

<a href="http://funvampires.com/2007/08/31/awful-tattoos-zombiejesus-vs-zombiewizard/#more-1299">ZombieJesus vs. ZombieWizard</a><br /><br /><a href="http://funvampires.com/2007/08/28/wtf-is-this-1/#more-1282">WTF is this?</a>

more updates at FV

ZombieJesus vs. ZombieWizard WTF is this?

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Free For All Friday

I found a bunch of amazing tattoos today but none that really fit into any good theme. I'm about to rush out of work and go to a wedding this weekend, and my brain is kind of frazzled from some intense video footage I've been working on, so I'm just going to post the pictures and let you guys decide where they fit yourselves.<br /><br />Have an awesome weekend!<br /><br />xo<br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/vampire-bite-tattoo-34128.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/King-tattoo-26580.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/ink-19966.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/ink-18622.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/ink-16241.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/ink-11932.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/ink-10121.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/ink-9372.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/072007/ink_6082.jpg">

Free For All Friday

I found a bunch of amazing tattoos today but none that really fit into any good theme. I'm about to rush out of work and go to a wedding...

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More Zombie Jesus

I found some more Zombie Jesuses (Jesii? Jesusi?) for you guys. It really wasn't very hard. I guess part of the whole allure of Jesus is that he's a zombie, right? Filling in the eyes really would help to make him look more alive and less like he wants to eat brains, though.<br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/jesus/Jesus-Christ-tattoo-33186.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/jesus/ink-15051.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/jesus/ink-8056.jpg"><br /><br />these Jesuses have eyes but they're really not any better.<br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/jesus/Jesus-and-Cross-tattoo-33214.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/jesus/ink-8643.jpg">

More Zombie Jesus

I found some more Zombie Jesuses (Jesii? Jesusi?) for you guys. It really wasn't very hard. I guess part of the whole allure of Jesus is...

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Zombies

Good morning, readers!<br />This weekend I saw an amazingly terrible tattoo that I just have to tell you about. I didn't have a camera on me so I couldn't take a picture, but I wish I had. I couldn't decipher the whole thing, but it was a line of text running all the way across a woman's back, and it said:<br />(something) (something) BITCHEZ NIGGAZ (something) (something).<br />I wish I knew what the other four words were, but they were covered up by tank top straps and the tattoo was so badly done that the text wasn't clear at all.<br />Anyway, if anyone in NYC has seen this tattoo before, or has any insight into what it might say, please let me know!<br /><br />This morning's theme is ZOMBIES. Zombies are awesome and I love them, but rotting flesh could possibly be one of the hardest things to tattoo.<br />This one goes out to Joshua.<br /><br />I know zombies are supposed to look wonky and ugly, but this one just looks bad. Especially the hair.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/IMAG026A.jpg" /><br /><br />Guy getting grabbed by a zombie, everything looking totally out of whack<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/monkeys013ly2.jpg" /><br /><br />At first glance this doesn't look so terrible, but then look at the eyes and how off they are.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/DSC002351.jpg" /><br /><br />Dawn Of The Dead tattoo. Ugh.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/ShannonRotondo2.jpg" /><br /><br />Then, there are the Night Of The Living Dead tattoos. I could post waaaay more bad ones (and a couple good ones), but here are a few variations on the same theme.<br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/AmbySanchez.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/NormanRowe.jpg" /><br /><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb315/awfultattoos/zombies/DanHarmon.jpg" />

Zombies

Good morning, readers! This weekend I saw an amazingly terrible tattoo that I just have to tell you about. I didn't have a camera on me ...

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